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Nobody
# Posted: 6 Oct 2006 23:11


"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.

"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."

"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
zim
# Posted: 8 Oct 2006 18:04


Q: What do you do with a bad conductor?
A: Stand next to him during a thunder storm.

:P
Anna P
Member 		# Posted: 2 Nov 2006 11:43


- If you are a stone's throw away from a bag pipe player what should you do?
- Throw stones.

 

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